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It turns out that in Pompeii, they used to mark the road with “arrows” directing men to the nearest brothel. There are several of these throughout the city. I like to call them pompenises.
IT WAS NINETEEN HUNDRED YEARS AGO
somewhere out there, someone is losing their virginity right now
spoilers it’s not me
your url makes it a million times better
why aren’t there synonyms for “me”
because there’s no one else like you
that was surprisingly adorable
when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like
i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
I’d also bang him though
Like a screen door in a hurricane.
beginning of joke
i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
this is too brilliant
ohhh my g od
i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once
#I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I IF I SEE THIS AGAIN ILL SHIT A BEAR #NOT ON A BEAR#NOT NEAR A BEAR #I WILL SHIT AN ACTUAL BEAR #I WILL SIT UPON THE TOILET OPEN WIDE MY ASSCHEEKS AND PRODUCE A BEAR OUT OF MY GODDAMN ASSHOLE
“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT?!?!?!?!?
“Tell him to go and stand outside then.”
Doctor Who Series 1: Dalek
okay! so. here are some websites that i’ve found helpful, as distractions or deterrents from anxiety and/or sadness.