i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN
actual best description of a period in the entire world
Reblogging this again because it’s perfect.
Forever reblog
You’re not friends. You’ll never be friends. You’ll be in love ‘til it kills you both. You’ll fight, and you’ll shag, and you’ll hate each other ‘til it makes you quiver, but you’ll never be friends.
“I’m looking for this guy. Bleach-blonde hair, leather jacket, British accent? Kinda sallow, but in a hot way?”
“I remember doing those first five episodes and, it must have been episode three, and Joss (Whedon) almost physically pushing me up against a wall and saying, “I don’t care how popular you are; you are going to die, die, die.” James Marsters
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
If you’re a Jensen girl, don’t click on this because you won’t be able to handle it…
and whatever you do don’t zoom in…
well of course im going to click the link
awww yeah
ok time to zoom in
jESUs TakeE The WHEelL
damn gurl u fine
okay I don’t get it what’s all the fuss abou-
LUciFeR HeLp MeEE
hey not bad
let me just zoom i-
well
It got better
